Best Drumpf Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9354
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Towns Built:	6
Mines Excavated:	1741	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Farms Harvested:	115	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crops Grown:	4267	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	127438
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Secret Passages Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Towns Built:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Potions Brewed:	164	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Farms Harvested:	820
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mines Excavated:	4438
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!