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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Towns Built:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	7896
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Divine Spears Created:	20

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Farms Harvested:	827
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	9112
Animals Bred:	134	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	178
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Emeralds Found:	8907	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	35	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	4866
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.