Best Drumpf Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ores Mined:	6400
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	134
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Void Armor Forged:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	900268	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Star Shards Collected:	183	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2563
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	611226	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Buildings Constructed:	50	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2289
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Star Shards Collected:	93	Emeralds Found:	1669
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.