Best Drumpf Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magic Items Found:	5491	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Star Shards Collected:	52
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	New Chunks Explored:	920305
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Star Shards Collected:	239	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Dimension Hops:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magic Items Found:	5924
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3752

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	168	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.