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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Star Shards Collected:	285
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	1386

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Emeralds Found:	3156	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5519
Star Shards Collected:	75	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Love Letters Sent:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Towns Built:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	4247
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6295
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Mines Excavated:	2566
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	209
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Ores Mined:	1222
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	116	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!