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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6917
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2825
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Star Shards Collected:	221
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Crops Grown:	2828
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1414

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	359	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	844	Ores Mined:	4253
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9416	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.