Best Drumpf Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Emeralds Found:	5665	Buildings Constructed:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Villages Defended:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Potions Brewed:	29	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102	Villages Defended:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dimension Hops:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	5544
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	991537
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Void Gems Collected:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.