Best Drumpf Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	8115	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Secret Passages Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.