Best Drumpf Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Animals Bred:	113	Divine Spears Created:	28
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	754	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Buildings Constructed:	30
New Chunks Explored:	585205	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Farms Harvested:	583

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6018	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Towns Built:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Villages Defended:	14

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3650	Crops Grown:	8655
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.