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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8389
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	5784
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Mines Excavated:	1186	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.