Best Drumpf Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	196
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Star Shards Collected:	84	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7965
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ores Mined:	7216

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Ores Mined:	6407	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Void Gems Collected:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4433	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!