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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7024	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6173	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Animals Bred:	178

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchantments Applied:	182
Divine Spears Created:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Star Shards Collected:	213
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Farms Harvested:	326

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8587
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Divine Spears Created:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ores Mined:	7605
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.