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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Void Armor Forged:	29
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Animals Bred:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	152
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Runes Activated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	39	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Crops Grown:	6858	Zombie Dances:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Towns Built:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Animals Bred:	64

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Items Found:	1761
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.