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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Emeralds Found:	3718	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Farms Harvested:	439
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Emeralds Found:	6278
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Farms Harvested:	341	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	1662
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Dimension Hops:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5807	Void Gems Collected:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	3237
Players Killed by Monsters:	1733	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Secret Passages Found:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5072
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238	Emeralds Found:	4086
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4844
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.