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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8717
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Farms Harvested:	286	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	6
Dimension Hops:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	7573	Potions Brewed:	70
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3782
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	99	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113
Potions Brewed:	194	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	264

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Crops Grown:	7892	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Emeralds Found:	5412

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	55
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Farms Harvested:	313	Chimeras Created:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.