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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6489	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6332	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	4716	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Farms Harvested:	243	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Falling into the Void:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	192	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Buildings Constructed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Ores Mined:	6355	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	332851	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	2649	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Falling into the Void:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Mines Excavated:	3410
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”