Best Drumpf Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ores Mined:	9063
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	7157	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Potions Brewed:	81
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Farms Harvested:	853
Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	118	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	187	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ores Mined:	815	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Divine Spears Created:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!