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Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mines Excavated:	3704	Enchantments Applied:	286
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1523
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Towns Built:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Items Found:	2188
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchantments Applied:	136
Void Gems Collected:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Farms Harvested:	442	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Towns Built:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9671
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	444
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ores Mined:	2207	Animals Bred:	30
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Void Armor Forged:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	4492
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Crops Grown:	9087
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8158	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4087	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Star Shards Collected:	278

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4