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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5991 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 14 | Mines Excavated: | 4098 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.