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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 2764 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 344 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 14 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.