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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 269 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Runes Activated: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.