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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 4387 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 481 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 353 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.