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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 6028 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.