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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 6975 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 292 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.