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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 9769 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 2847 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 35 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.