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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 9197 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 | Votes: | 4255 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.