Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

aew, Booking, Business, Character development, Competition, creative decisions, criticism, Decline, Drama, Entertainment, Fans, hangman page, Minecraft, Opinions, Performance, professional wrestling, Quality, shitter, smp, Storyline, talent, wrestling, wrestling industry

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Farms Harvested:	540	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

belongings, hidden, INTIMATE, introspection, Minecraft, Mysterious, objects, Personal, Personality, possessions, Private, REVEALING, room, RoomSecrets, Secrets, self reflection, smp

Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5936

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RespawnWishList

10. Role models, 11. Gone too soon, 12. Fond memories, 13. Missed dearly, 14. Inspirational, 15. Never forgotten, 16. Rest in peace, 17. Legacy, 18. Iconic personalities, 19. Beloved figures, 2. In memoriam, 20. Longing for their presence., 3. Remembering, 4. Celebrities, 5. Icons, 6 legends, 7. Influential figures, 8. Historical figures, 9. Cultural icons, RespawnWishList, Wishful thinking

Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Towns Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

advanced techniques, atomic level, atomic scale, infinitely small world, innovation, measure distances, microscopic ruler, Minecraft, molecular distance, Molecular scale, molecules, Nano, nanoengineering, nanometer scale, Nanoscale, nanoscience, nanotechnology, precision measurement, research, Ruler, scientific measurement, scientific research, Server, Technology

u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Kriegcraft

advanced jobs, advanced seasons, alliances, Brewery, building, Community, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Exploration, Factions, geopolitical events, MCMMO, mobs, Plugins, PvP, quality armor, Survival, Towny, Vehicles, War

Welcome to Kriegcraft!

a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

– Advanced seasons (winter, summer, spring etc..) – quality armor ( Weapons, explosives etc..) – Vehicles ( planes, helicopters, tank and more!) – Towny ( create your own town & nation! – Brewery ( beer, vodka & much more!) – Advanced jobs! ( i bought the paid version so more fun for you! +mcmmo )

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Imladris Conclave

creativity, Custom Crops, discovery, enhanced mechanics, hard mode, long-term adventures, Minecraft, Mmocore, Mythicmobs, skill trees, Small Community, Survival, Welcoming Community, Whitelist

Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Void Gems Collected:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

Accountability, ACCUSATION, Argument, Blame, clarification, Conflict, Decision making, Dispute, error, Fault, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, wrong

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Crops Grown:	4735
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

Actors, browse, career aspirations., Celebrities, dream job, entertainment industry, FAMOUS, famous filmmakers, film director, film industry, filmmakers, Hollywood, Job, job hunting, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, Loser, Minecraft, networking, smp, talent scouting, TV, unemployed

Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

Behavior, Chores, Cooking, Dinner, disabled father, family, fast food, husband, ingredients, kitchen, leftovers, Meals, PARANOIA, picky eater, Restaurant, sandwich, scrambled eggs, step mother, StepMomsCookingSucksLOL, store-bought, Variety

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis

Crisis, Identity, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, Personality, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-definition, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, self-understanding, smp

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you yearn for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.

But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!

But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyAnxietyCraft

anxiety provoking situations, anxiety triggers, causes of anxiety, common anxiety triggers, common stressors, CraftyAnxietyCraft, daily anxiety triggers, everyday stressors, everyday worries, minor anxieties, minor stressors, mundane anxieties, simple things, simple triggers, small anxieties, small stressors, sources of anxiety, stress inducing factors, stress triggers, trivial stressors, unnecessary anxiety

Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Attack, CommieCraft, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense pact, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military cooperation, military support, Minecraft, North Korea, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, Server, world news

so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that has the backing of russia AND north korea? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.

plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Tax Haven Havoc

corporate tax abuse, financial secrecy, global tax system, Haven, Havoc, international tax evasion, money laundering, offshore finance, Overseas UK territories, Tax, tax advocacy group, tax avoidance, tax compliance, tax enforcement, tax evasion, tax havens, tax havens list, tax justice, tax loopholes, tax policies, tax reform, tax regulations, tax transparency

come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	462003	Void Gems Collected:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7952	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

BlockyLegs, deep vein thrombosis, health risks, health study, office health, sedentary lifestyle, sitting too much, standing desk benefits, standing desk dangers, standing desk ergonomics, standing desk posture, standing desk problems, standing desk recommendations, standing desk research, standing desk risks, standing desk usage, standing desks, standing for too long, StandingDeskNoMore, varicose veins, workplace health

so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Crops Grown:	4791	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Valor Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Vanilla Denizen Building Custom code Network Origins Mods Community PvP Economy Redstone Adventure Roleplay Creative Minigames Factions Skyblock Plugins Whitelist, Vanilla

Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

YellowCraftMC

Community, Cross-Play, Expansion, game mode, Minecraft, Server, Survival, YellowCraftMC

Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9736	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.