BeholdTheBlockParty Minecraft SMP

alive, based woman, BeholdTheBlockParty, Free Yourself, glowkike surveillance state, half chan brainlet, Minecraft, Ops, peter thiel, Pit, smp, talks, Talmud denouncement

Are you tired of being stuck in the half-chan brainlet pit? Want to break free from the glowkike surveillance state ops? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where the only based woman alive will guide you to enlightenment! Join us as we denounce the Talmud, discuss Peter Thiel, and uncover the secrets of the universe. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you. So come on, join us and let’s break free from the shackles of the glowkike surveillance state ops together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Love Letters Sent:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ores Mined:	2608	Divine Spears Created:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	22896	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8269
Runes Activated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	155	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	84
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Crops Grown:	6636	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ores Mined:	6042
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Runes Activated:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Farms Harvested:	542

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Renascence

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Love Letters Sent:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.