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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 3813 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9094 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Uncle drama can’t compare to the chaos that awaits you! Join us for a wild ride filled with rebellious nieces, stolen beers, and hot-wired cars – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!
Forget about boring old water in the fridge, on our server, you’ll have access to all the virtual Gatorade you can drink (if you’re into that sort of thing). And don’t worry about age restrictions, because in our world, everyone’s age is just a number!
So come on over and join the fun – who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a virtual hot-wired car adventure with Alissa herself! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time and leave the drama at the door (or in this case, the guest room). See you there!
