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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3576 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 6567 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 744449 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 858 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
First off, the admins on this server are like Minecraft gods, they can literally make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little puppies. It’s insane, bro. And the players on this server? Let me tell you, they are the most epic gamers you will ever meet. They can build massive castles in like 5 minutes and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.
But wait, there’s more. The economy on this server is so wild, you can buy a stack of diamonds for just one dirt block. I know, it sounds crazy, but it’s true. And the events they have? Bro, they once had a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. I’m not even kidding.
So, if you want to experience the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to being good in bed while you’re at it. Just saying.
