Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 416 |
| Animals Bred: | 94 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the ground is made of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part – our server is home to the legendary Creampie Bed, where players can lay down and experience the ultimate comfort and relaxation.
But be warned, the Creampie Bed is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that anyone who dares to lay on it will be transported to a magical realm where they must battle hordes of evil creepers armed with nothing but a spoon. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to survive and claim the coveted title of Bed Creamer.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of creampies and bed battles like never before!
