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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 1559 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 150 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 2577 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 289 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll find more surprises than bottles of pee under your boyfriend’s bed! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, drama, and maybe even a few hidden treasures (hopefully not pee-related).
Explore our vast world and uncover the secrets that lie within, just like the trash under your boyfriend’s bed. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon as you journey through our server?
And don’t worry, we promise not to judge you for bringing up the pee situation. In fact, we encourage open communication and honesty here, even if it leads to a couple of days of awkward silence. After all, what’s a Minecraft server without a little bit of drama?
So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll pee your pants (but hopefully not in bottles under your bed).
