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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9342 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 169 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Explore our vast world and uncover the secrets that lie within, just like the trash under your boyfriend’s bed. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon as you journey through our server?
And don’t worry, we promise not to judge you for bringing up the pee situation. In fact, we encourage open communication and honesty here, even if it leads to a couple of days of awkward silence. After all, what’s a Minecraft server without a little bit of drama?
So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll pee your pants (but hopefully not in bottles under your bed).