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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 7072 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 33 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
Explore our vast world and uncover the secrets that lie within, just like the trash under your boyfriend’s bed. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon as you journey through our server?
And don’t worry, we promise not to judge you for bringing up the pee situation. In fact, we encourage open communication and honesty here, even if it leads to a couple of days of awkward silence. After all, what’s a Minecraft server without a little bit of drama?
So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll pee your pants (but hopefully not in bottles under your bed).