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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 379 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4523 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9947 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?