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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 7797 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!