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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 5786 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 579494 |
Votes: | 1467 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!