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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 6877 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 203 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!