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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 621 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Ores Mined: | 4513 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!