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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 511 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 53 |
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