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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 5833 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 4333 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!
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But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!
