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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 2814 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 86 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
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