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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 9087 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 283836 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!