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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 983 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
once, a player built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in less than a minute. it was so fast, everyone’s heads exploded from the speed. but don’t worry, we have a respawn button that brings you back to life with a new head.
our server is so crazy, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and rainbows that make you fly. you can even ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil zombies.
join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever created! you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.