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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 5714 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
Star Shards Collected: | 68 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!