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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 8231 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 4168 | Emeralds Found: | 2852 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!