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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 1739 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!