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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 7848 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!