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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 1711 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 43 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 41 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!