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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 8749 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!